To be sung to the melody of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”:
Barry* had a health care plan, health care plan, health care plan.
Barry had a health care plan; it cost a lot of dough.
Everywhere that Barry went, Barry went, Barry went.
Everywhere that Barry went, the people told him “no.”
* Substitute the two-syllable name of another elected official and her for him if it’s a woman.
