Song Lyrics: “Hope, Hope, Hope, and Change”

To be sung to the melody of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”:

Hope, hope, hope and change–
Democrat control–
Liberals, socialists, Marxists, and communists–
Power is their goal.

Song Lyrics: “Barry Had a Health Care Plan”

To be sung to the melody of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”:

Barry* had a health care plan, health care plan, health care plan.
Barry had a health care plan; it cost a lot of dough.

Everywhere that Barry went, Barry went, Barry went.
Everywhere that Barry went, the people told him “no.”

* Substitute the two-syllable name of another elected official and her for him if it’s a woman.