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April 17, 2009

You Might Be a Rightwing Extremist

Filed under: Politics — Sofie @ 7:47 am
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You might be a rightwing extremist if you . . .

. . . attended a tea party
. . . own a gun
. . . go to church regularly
. . . interpret the Constitution literally
. . . don’t believe the “mainstream” media
. . . believe the government should not run health care
. . . believe in states’ rights
. . . believe there are limits on what the government can and should do
. . . listen to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, and other conservative talk show hosts
. . . are a Christian
. . . pay your mortgage
. . . believe in free speech
. . . believe in freedom of religion
. . . served in the military
. . . watch the FOX News Channel
. . . drive an SUV or a pickup
. . . live in Texas
. . . believe taxes are too high
. . . believe the federal government spends too much
. . . think the public schools are failing to do their job
. . . believe that immigrants should follow the country’s laws and procedures to come here
. . . believe that the government shouldn’t be running businesses
. . . don’t want a handout from the government or anyone else
. . . are a capitalist
. . . believe the free market can fix the economy better than the government can
. . . belong to the NRA
. . . oppose abortion
. . . have read the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution

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2 Comments

  1. Ah is that what the report said? I’m clearly naive, because I was concentrating on the actual words, rather than a Republican interpretation. God must hate me. =(

    Comment by futiledemocracy — April 17, 2009 @ 7:50 am

  2. Sure appears to be a logical interpretation to me.

    Comment by Patrick Sperry — April 17, 2009 @ 8:09 am


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